We are so progressive and modern these days,

We let our girls go out and work and wear jeans.

If someone tells you that’s because things are expensive,

Just ignore them; they just cannot see our liberal side.

If they point to the time when I told my daughter-in-law,

That she is not entitled to that particular slice of bread.

Or when I shouted on her for drinking more milk,

It was not because I am narrow! I just care too much for the grand-kids

And so should she as a mother, her only role, unless why is she here?

Did anyone complain about me claiming the right of my grandson?

Only my flesh and blood, from that girl my son married, the outsider!

You need to understand, my modern logical mind, I have read science and history

I have the judgments so I know what she deserves, or as a matter of fact what do I.

Trust me my man does not tell that to me anymore, he just suggests

And I know being the wise one that he can never be wrong.